do not marry a person that you know you can live with

Only someone that you can not live whitout


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Hi there



Three monkeies escaped from zoo yesterday.

uh, I can the 1st monkey. It is having a banana.

oh, It is the 2nd one. It is drinking water.

Wow I can see the 3rd one. It is reading this SMS

Give laugh 2 all

but smile 2 one,

give cheeks 2 all

but lips 2 one,

give love 2 all

but heart 2 one,

let evrybody love you

but u love "one

ABCDEFG:

A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
but GFEDCBA:
 
Girl Forget Everything Done & Catch
 
a new Boy Again
A star have 5 end

a squre have 4 end

a triangle have 3 end

E line have 2 end

a life have 1 end

But I hope our friendship will be like circle that have no ends
Do you know why nioton surprised when an apple dropped on his head

Beacause he was under an orange tree
This guy calls an Airline and asks

"How long does it take to get from Boston to New York?

"The rep says, “One min. please, ”

and the guy says, “ Ok Thank you for your help
s*x is:like

NOKia-CONnecting people

like nike-just do it

like pepsi-ask for more

like Samsung-everyone is invited

and like me-TO GOOD TO BE TRUE